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Kalender...2010(09)
projecten

Oktober? :..
Bulgarije XC training...
Wie wil mee?

Januari :.. HELISKI...
(Suisse) (Italie) (France) (Turkey)
Ik zoek volk om mee te gaan... (min3 pers) ... (met .. antipodes)

December? :.. Parapente in La Palma... Eventueel nieuwjaar vieren op een exotisch eiland...
Ik zoek volk om mee te gaan...

November :.. Parapente Marroko...
Ik zoek volk om mee te gaan... (min3 pers)... (met .. antipodes)

Jordanie... :WAdi rum of petra overvliegen?
wie gaat mee?
flyjordan

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2 macaronies lopen in de jbc en de ene macaroni past een nieuw kleedje, waarop de andere macaroni vraagt: Pasta?
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Two aliens landed in the desert close to Birdsville near an old petrol station that was closed for the night.

They approached one of the old petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The old petrol pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd Calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.

Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.

There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them And blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt crumpled mess about 200 metres away in a dry creek bed.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his Crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a bloke who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.
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Billy, a little bunny rabbit, was hopping down the field, when he met a sheep. Hopping up to the sheep, he said, Im a little dirty bastard, Who are you? to which the sheep replied - Im a sheep, and youre not a little dirty bastard, youre a bunny. Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field.
Soon he met a goat. Hopping up to the goat, he said, Im a little dirty bastard, Who are you? to which the goat replied - Im a goat, and youre
not a little dirty bastard, youre a bunny. Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field.
Then he met a horse. Hopping up to the horse, he said, Im a little dirty bastard, Who are you? to which the horse replied - Im a horse, and youre not a little dirty bastard, youre a bunny. Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field.
Eventually, as Billy hopped along, he came across the cutest, prettiest little girl bunny that you have ever met. She knocked his socks off. Billy hoppeds up to her, cleared his throat, and said, Im a little dirty bastard, who are you. She looked at him, smiled and said, My mane is jane,and Im a little bunny. Whats your name? Why do you say youre a little dirty bastard? Billy said, My names Billy, and I am a little dirty bastard. Everyone says so. Jane turned her pretty little nose up into the
air, and said, if you cant talk decently, go away! and so saying she turned around and started to eat some grass. Billy hopped on and shagged like crazy. Jane jumped up and said, Why, you little dirty bastard, whereupon Billy smiled and hopped away.
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Welk dier bestaat voor drie kwart uit wol?
Een wolf.

Het staat in de wei en het morst?
Een knoei

Het geile zusje van Roodkapje
Afzuigkapje

Het is blauw en niet zwaar?
Lichtblauw

Een woord van 12 letters zonder klinkers ?
Zandweggetje

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